top 10 things to accomplish in my life..

maddilove:

10. Graduate from college

9. Travel to all 7 continents

8. Make a difference in as many peoples lifes as i can

7. Have a hand in starting and running a Homeless shelter/Rehab Clinic/Transitional Housing

6. On a vacation house that’s a tree house :) (with indoor plumbing of course) idk why Ive always wanted to live in a tree house

5. Get married

4. Support my grandmother & mother (& try and help my family get there life’s on track)

3. Work for UNICEF (on location in Uganda)

2. Write a book

1. BE SOMEBODYS MUSE

kinda like my bucket list? but more long term

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobs

nickpancorvo:

10. “I’m usually not that into giant boobs.” Sometimes I think this will be written on my tombstone. I know boyfriends think this is a compliment, but it makes us think that they usually go for girls built like cub scouts. Or actual cub scouts.

9. “How big are they?” Could God make a boob so big that even he cannot lift it? Think about that while you EFF OFF.

8. “I’m sorry, I can’t help staring at them.” Limited range of motion in the neck can be indicative of a serious medical problem. Like meningitis, or quadriplegia. Both of which render you unfit for make-outs.

7. “I’m actually more of a leg man.” Really? Great. I prefer a large wang to a dinky one. Hey! I guess we’re not right for each other.

6. “Do you have back pain?” Are you trying to be sympathetic, or figure out if I have good prescription painkillers? Either way, I’m not sharing.

5. “I bet your mama gave those to you.” Actually, large breasts run on my father’s side of the family. Oh, and my father is Butterbean. You f—king creepster.

4. “Are they real?” You also shouldn’t ask somebody with a forked tongue if their forked tongue is real. Because you don’t know if it’s some kind of body mod, or if their mother took Acutane during her pregnancy.

3. “Can I motorboat them?” Only if I can water taxi your nutsack, a-hole.

2. “You should work at Hooters.” Look, I have nothing but respect for those servers, but I have a job that doesn’t require me to wear nude hose with leather high-tops and bring sides of ranch to divorced dads in a shopping center.

1. “Nice t-ts.” Duh. I know.

(via Asylum)

top 10

bedscenes:

1. this will destroy you

2. only spending money on books & sushi (should probably stop soon if I want to afford rent)

3. making amends with my roommates

4. not tolerating YOU

5. iced drinksss

6. themed parties

7. the nicholas cage

8. harbor walking

9. baltimore t-shirts

10. checking flights

Top Ten Guitarists

nasrulekram:

I came across a million lists of top ten, top 100 guitarists and all attracted controversy and hostility. Out of 10 that’d leave comments, 7 will be cussing their way to prove that the list is awful and 3 would appreciate and come up with their own list. I prefer to come up with my own list and entertain myself. The top ten guitarists without explaining myself:

10. Rory Gallagher

9.  Eddie Hazel

8.  Eric Clapton

7.  Slash

6.  David Gilmour

5.  Robert Johnson

4.  Jonny Greenwood

3.  Stevie Ray Vaughn

2.  Jimi Hendrix

1.  John Frusciante

It is how each guitarist affects you, not who is greater as a player. Might you have a list?

The top ten legal phrases that sound dirtier than they really are:

miss-celica:

10. Have you ever looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counsellor, lets do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offence?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good.

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

Top Ten Bands

itee:

01. Forever The Sickest Kids

02. The Maine

03. Brighten

04. Jack’s Mannequin

05. All Time Low

06. The Academy Is…

07. Breathe Carolina

08. Taking Back Sunday

09. Cute Is What We Aim For

10. Sparks the Rescue.

Tell me yours?

ninasays:

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People.

10. stop thinking you’re so fucking special all the time. you’re no better than any of us, so stop acting like you are.
9. you have the most beautiful smile i’ve ever seen, and your personality is amazing. you’re gonna make some girl very happy one day. (‘:
8. you’re the nicest boy i’ve ever met, you’re so lovely and you make people happy by just being yourself, i don’t want you to ever change :D
7. i miss you so much. we’re not the same anymore, and it kills me a little inside everytime i think about it. i don’t know why i just don’t say something. i think i’m scared.
6. i still have that soft spot for you, some days stronger than others. the other night didn’t help that. i fear that i’m never fully going to be able to get over you, but i’ve come so far.
5. i really do love you, you make me proper laugh and you’re such a lovely person to be friends with. :)
4. i wish that sometimes, just sometimes, you’d take responsibility for the things you’ve said, or the secrets you’ve told. but every single time you do, there’s not even a ‘sorry.’ it makes me so mad, and i lose a little respect for you everytime it happens. and i just know there’s going to be a ‘next time’ you wont apologise for too.
3. i really like you, but i wish i didn’t.
2. i’m suprised at how close we’ve become in such a short space of time, i’m so glad i met you (: 
1. you’ve helped me out so much over the last two years, and i truly love you for that. i’m never leaving your side.

Nine things about myself:
9. i’m quite fickle, but once i find something i believe to be true, my mind wont change.
8. little things proper piss me off.
7. i love it when someone’s really nice to you, with no reason other than the fact they want to talk to you. 
6. i’m jealous of people who get into a really strong relationship easily, and last in it. i want them to feel a little bit of heartache too.
5. i’m afraid of toilets.
4. i can hold grudges if i want to, but usually don’t.
3. when i like someone, i end up liking them waay too much, and struggle when i ‘have’ to get over them.
2. i hate people bossing me around.
1. i cant stand it when people get so freaking mardy for no reason.

Eight ways to win my heart in relationships.
8. have a good sense of humour.
7. make me laugh a lot.
6. be spontaneous.
5. be yourself, but don’t be a dick.
4. don’t act so bigheaded.
3. don’t get mardy for no reason.
2. make me smile at the little things you do.
1. hold my hand when we’re walking somewhere.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot.
7. he’s hot.
6. you piss me off bare sometimes, just stfu.
5. i’m thirstyyyyy.
4. how old was that guy!? D:
3. i miss people.
2. my knee hurts.
1. i miss rachel!

Six things I do before I fall asleep
6. take make up off.
5. wash face.
4. brush teeth.
3. brush & tie up hair.
2. Spray.
1. get in bed.

Five people who mean a lot.
5. leanne.
4. chillybebs.
3. ally.
2. edward.
1. jack.

Four things you’re wearing right now.
4. vest top.
3. pants.
2. 
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Three songs that you listen to often.
3. queens of the stone age - go with the flow.
2. 3oh!3 - richman.
1. the streets - dry your eyes.

Twoo things you want to do before you die.
2. go to california.
1. bare partiieesssss (:

One confession.
1. my real name is gordon, and i’m a two year old priest.